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This
cheat is so simple and so effective that only a complete genius
could of come up with it. The story is 8 months ago a man code
named `noah` trained a small monkey to play pong on an Atari ST.
- This gave him an idea. He immediately
went to the south of Wales and set up business. He started with
just one baby, then he breeded until he got the army he owns today.
The babies go though vigorous training each day, round after round,
map after map.
- They don't get any food unless they bomb the target,
they don't get any food unless they rescue the bitches.
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- These babies are counter-strike
machines. They aren't for sale though. To avoid child labour laws
you have to `exchange` things for them. For example for a top
of the range ginge you would have to exchange 3 camels and rubber
singing fish (or equivalent). Once you have your baby you just
throw it at the keyboard and off it goes, it will even defrag
your hard drive when your not playing!. The cheat is 100% undetectable.
You can also use it at LAN events, just strap the baby top your
stomach and tell everyone that your some kind of Total Recall
type mutant.
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This
cheat is still in its early development. I woke up late at night
after having repetative nightmares about the recent `speed hack`.
Its basically the same principle as the speed hack, but instead
of altering your speed, it changes the speed of everything else.
Therefore you can run it and your reactions will be amazing, because
you can slow things right down so that you appear to be in a matrix
type world. Amazing. I do however need some kind of electrical
engineers to help me build it. As you can tell from the diagram
above I have solved all the basics, it just needs constructing.
The hardest part of the whole design was probably the propeller
on top, I really did have trouble making sure that the area that
it occupied wasnt taken by the users `head`. This cheat will work
on other games apart from counter-strike too.
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The next version of CS will feature a first for ANY gaming community.
You will actually be able to BUY cheats from a new menu. The cheats
are all moderately priced but a cheat will be out soon so you can
buy the cheats for free! The picture to the left is an actual in
game screen shot of the cheats menu in use! It was taken on my computer
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