Heres the top excuses people give for being killed. I only ever hear these when first joining a game... because im that good at CS that i never die.

"fuc*in lag! I fu><0ering laGGed!11"

Man that guy is fast! Did you see that GREAT shot he got me with?

"camper!!1 Vote 3433 2 kick the camper!11"

OMFG! Did you see that guy use stealth against me?!? That guy is playing with his brains!!

"cheating c*nt!!"

That guy is much better than me!!

"FFS!!11"

I play this game and it makes me really angry that I cannot kill anyone and the more angry I become the worse I play.

"I WAS TYPING YOU CUNNA!"

I was typing, and didnt have a chance to fight back.. so im gonna make a new rule, You cant shoot people who are standing still and not shooting you.

"FFS! TKED!!"

My team-mate was a newbie, he didnt realise that he should stop shooting when im there so I can kill the enemy, I ran infront of his fire and he killed me. Completely his fault.

"LMFOAMOHDJZX!!11"

The bomb just exploded while i was diffusing it and it blew me for miles, it was plenty plenty funny.

"WTF!? I WAS BLINDED!1`"

The enemy is cheating! they are using the `I have a brain` cheat! and the `using flashbangs cheat`. Ban them! BVAN THEM ADMIN!!11

"FFS my mobile rang!"

My mobile phone rang and it got me killed, I thought I would tell everyone on the server to prove how cool I am with my big ass `house brick` motorola mobile phone.

"FFS! FU*K THIS NEW FU*KING NET FU*KING CODE"

I suck at cs so blame the `netcode` even though it can be disabled (partially)

":( my FPS went down to 30, lagged me to fu><0er"

I blame all my problems on any mod or my crappy FPS. I really suck at the game and should be killed for blaming my crappy computer.

"AWP Wh0RE!1 STOP USING THE FU*KIN AWP FFS!"

I cant handle it that someone could be THAT good with an awp, so im gonna cry like a big fat ponce over it. I cant beat him so I might as well cry like a baby.