This guide was put together with the help of the FBI. It will show you how to be really annoying at counter-strike. Theres many reasons you would like to do this, main reason is because its funny as hell seeing people get pissed off at you!

• Go in the militia sewers and stand by the light switch, turn the light on and off repeatedly, when they ask what you are doing tell them you are practising your advanced light techunique`s
• On Seige get in the APC and dont drive forward, just keep pressing USE so the engine keeps reving up. Whe they say "Go!" just say the batterys flat...
• On seige get in the APC, make sure someone is in the back bit and reverse into the garage, make sure the back is flush with the wall then the people inside will be trapped inside!
• On Seige again, drive the APC down the tunnel and into the elevator shaft, and then brag how your the only person in the world to be able to do it.
• On seige once again, run down to the elevator shaft, make the lift go up, then get into the bottom bit, then call the lift back down. Now just hide there till the time runs out. Guarenteed to piss all the dead people off!
• On the T`s respawn on dust go up the ramp and then on the ledge to your right. Hide behind the boxes at the very end until the time runs out.
• A grenade will never kill an opponent that has not been hurt yet, so just lob one at your team on respawn, after you have done it a few rounds throw a smoke grenade and they will TH you for nothing!
• If you see ANYONE taking the hostages ANYWHERE then kill the hostages! This especially pisses off hostage jumpers!
• Walk though narrow doorways really slowly
• Walk half-way through a doorway and type fakelag 99999 in the console and pretend you`ve lagged out so they cant get past!
• If you see someone sniping, stand infront of them, they will get well pissed off!
• On aztec if you a terrorist camp inside the rocks at the start, all the dead T`s will be pissed off big style!
• On VIP maps be the vip and TK everyone, then become the VIP and laugh your ass off when you dont sit the next round out!
• If you see a camper and hes doing well camp in the same place, and if an nme doesnt see him shoot your gun so it gives his position away!!
• On as_oilrig when your the VIP get to the chopper and instead of getting in dance around a bit and then if you see an enemy jump off the side! everyone will get pissed off cuz you aint got them money!
• Getting on the roof`s of Italy is always fun but everything is funner if you have a partener to do things with you...
• Keep saying Enemy Down on your radio, if you can get a friend to do it at the same time. Its the most annoying radio message in the world.
• On militia take all the hostages into the upstairs bathroom with you and camp there EVERY round, and when they get wide to it, camp in the end section of the sewers.
• Simply follow a team-mate. If they do things like peer around corners block them so they cant strafe back and its gets em killed.
• On Assault go on the bridge and hide around the corner where no one can see you,and camp there ALL ROUND. Even if they do find you theres a good chance you can kill em before they see you.
• ON dust on the CT`s respawn if you go down the ramp and then look left there are some boxes, hide behind these all round, but keep chatting so they know your alive!
• If you see someone camping in a dark place go up to them, and flash your light on and off really fast so that the enemy will be able to spot them really easily.
• If you see a teammate standing still, throw a smoke grenadeat him while youre really close to him. The greade will get stuck inside him and he wont be able to move until the grenade has finished pouring out smoke. If you are on the respawn but more grenades and throw them inside him.
• Get a friend to help yopu on this one. On a AS map become the VIP and then suicide as soon as you spawn. Then your mate chnage to the VIP and do it, then you be VIP and do it. It will create a massive TK fest.
• If you are the last 2 people left and you are good 'trusting' friends then dont kill each other, just run around together until the end of the round. Everyone will be pissed off because they are waiting for the next round!
• On prodigy fall down behind the tall box in the T`s respawn and instead of letting everyone know "hey im stuck" just camp there with a glock and try to shoot people who walk past.
• You and a friend name yourself something that looks exactly the same such as 10 small L`s and 10 capital I`s. One of you TK and one of you play normal. People willo TK the one who is playing normally and you can say "WTF!!?? I WUSENT DOIN NUTHIONG!!"