The following are the top things that have been said on a CS server. To collect this information we had to obtain the logs from 1000`s of CS servers and then we extracted the text from the chat logs, Then our scientists worked for 56 hours straight to decode the information and produced the translations. Here we go....

Fu*kin cu*t! hes cheating, vote him off, vote 1112 in teh cnsole!!!

Wow, did you see him kill me? He is fast. He is overall a better player than me, and for that I salute him by flashing his player ID number up on everyones screen.

This map Sux.. Vote map 13 in teh cnsole! its Itily!!1

Im really bad at this map, lets go to another map which I can get a good score on.

--== [ Cover Me, Im Reloading ] ==--

I visted a website and it had this script on, I tried it out and now I cant get rid of it. I just leave it on.

BoooOOooOOOooom!!!!111

Wow, someone actually planted the bomb, I havent seen that happen in AGES!

Dis siet ein blah me burgén shwan lit ein cheatén!

Im german, TK me

Are YOU good enough to join MY clan!? [M@TR1X] is RECRUITING! only the best get in, ICQ me 32475519!!!1

I started a clan, and now its dying, im desperate for new members, i will take anyone, please join.

How do I plant the bomb!?

Im a newbie, I dont read the readme, the manual or any websites. I prefer to just ask people on servers. TK me.

AFK, dinner

Im going to have my dinner, but im going to stay on the server so that im the last one alive EVERY round just standing at the respawn, Kick me.

FRAG clan roo><0ers!! we are the bestest! challenge us!!!1

We are new to the theory of CS. We go on servers, we are always on the bottom of the score board, but we make up for it with our spamming and by having over 50 million members.

J00 fu*kin newbie cu*t! The AWP is a NEWBIE weapon, stop using it!11

I hate how you keep killing me with that AWP, but instead of buying flashbangs or going a different way I will shout at you like a big cry baby.

Yeah, im smoking a big joint right now

im 14 years old, I heard someone on TV say that and I thought that I would say it to make me look older and cool. I am under the illusion that everyone who smokes weed is cool. I am cool, i swear.

 

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