Heres what the radio commands REALLY mean.

"Cover Me"

Follow me around and protect me, so I live longer than everyone else.

"You Take the Point"

You go first, get killed, and then I will kill them all when they are reloading

"Hold This Position"

Camp here at the respawn! Im so scared

"Regroup Team"

Oh sh*t, im all alone and im really scared! come help me quick!!

"Follow Me"

see Cover Me

"Taking Fire, Need Assistance"

Oh sh*t man! they got me down to 6hp! Help me quick! I dont wanna be dead!!11

"Go Go Go"

Im all excited that a new round has started and am just saying this while I storm towards the enemy without thinking of strategy!!11

"Fall Back"

Oh shit! they have big massive guns! run away!

"Stick Together Team"

Im scared, hold me.

"Get in Position"

Go and stand over there, if you stand by me your gonna get me killed. Man I hate you guys.

"Storm the Front"

Just run at the enemy! Dont be bothered about all that strategy shit! GO GO GO!!!1

"Affirmative/Roger"

OK, STFU with the stupid radio messages FFS!

"Enemy Spotted"

Agh! Ive seen an enemy, instead of killing him im gonna take the time out to tell my whole team

"Need Backup"

See Cover me.

"Sector Clear"

Phew! no one here! god im bored. I think ill TK someone, oh look! a chicken! LMAO! i shot the chicken!! hahahahHAha!11

"I'm in Position"

Look at me, im pretending im using strategy. Erm.. what shall I do now? Ill just camp here behind this box until an nme runs past.

"Reporting In"

Hello!!!!1 IM HERE!!! Now j00 ALL follow my OrDERS!!11

"She's gonna Blow!"

bollox, im so dead

"Negative"

No.

"Enemy Down"

Yehjay! did you see that! I killed one!!! OMG, im gonna take a screeny!!!