OK, we all love counter-strike, but sometimes you just need a break from it. TFC is there anyway (unless you`ve deleted the folder out of disgust) so why not have a go at it. You have to first realise that TFC isn't meant to be real, you can fall millions of miles and it will only scratch you. Be careful not to get too into it, or else you will become a `TFC monkie` and will be kicked out of any clan or chat room or anything to do with counter-strike.

The following points will help you act more like the average TFC player, they wont even know your a CS junkie!!

• When an enemy medic hits you with that big white square thing he will give you some kind of sexually transmitted disease (unless your a medic). The only way to survive is to run into your respawn and keep pressing `z` to say "medic" over and over again. Stand on a medikit to make sure you don't die.
• Even though on the class selection screen it says "HWG" and "SNIPER", don't choose either of these classes. It seems to be an unspoken rule. If you do choose either of these classes you will be kicked from the server "Kicked by console : Newbie"
• In TFC they have these things called `FLAGS`. For some reason you want to get the enemy flag. Why you ask? God knows. Are all these lives worth one stupid flag? I would like to see what valve were smoking when they thought it up.
• It seems odd but for some reason the teams don't need to be even in TFC Unlike CS the teams don't auto even, even when its 7 Vs 3. So just join the winning team, no one will care.
• If you are an engineer, build your Sentry Gun in the respawn room. Its the last thing that the opposing team will expect so they wont be able to destroy it.
• When you die you don't have to sit the entire round out, you don't even play in rounds (mad!). So just throw grenades about like a mad man.
• If you see someone on your side, shoot them, they could be a spy. If no blood comes out the first time shoot them again. Keep shooting until their armour in the bottom left of the screen changed to 0%.
• Pretend you hate CS, say its crap and isn't very real at all. The TFC Monkies will love you. Say that TFC is the ultimate mod. Say you love it.
• If your a Soldier, they have this thing called a `rocket launcher`. It actually fires grenade type rocket things. Even more crazy is the fact that if you fire at your feet and jump it will make you jump about 5 times higher, mad!
• If your a medic and you see an enemy medic infect a teammate don't bother healing him, chase the enemy medic and try to kill him, the infected teammate will just be glad that you avenged his death

I hope this guide helps you CS`ers understand how the `opposition` works. We all hate TFC monkeys, sadly some of my good friends have slipped over to the other side. Me? IM feeling strongly drawn to Mecca. What does that mean? Nothing. I just couldn't think of a way to end this article. IM THE FU**IN DADDY NOW!